This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 20,000 quotes!!!
















Devious Comments
Comments
--
In Soviet Canada,Hockey Plays You
--
In Soviet Canada,Hockey Plays You
--
What You Should Fear In Your Life--Stupid Things
---------------------------------------------------------
FEAR, THE SHINY OBJCTS
FEAR, THE MINTURIZED MINI OREO
FEAR, THE FAT OLD PEOPLZ
FEAR ME, FEAR ME ALL
--
1. Punishment must be cruel and unusual to be effective
2. If you don't like the U.S. you can leave, we don't want you anyway.
3. 90% of anarchists would die during the first few hours of an anarchy.
Anyways, you have funny avatar. Did you live in CCCP (Soviet Union)? Or do you at least live in Russia? If you did not live in Soviet Union or / and you don't live in Russia I suggest you should change your avatar, because you would know pretty much nothing about life in communistic state.
--
"When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived."
--
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW-- What a Ride!"
I don't want to start a flame war, so I won't comment further.
--
It's not that I don't like communists. I just don't like them near me.
--
my gallery: [link]
Previous Page12345...Next Page